Zaporozhets
| Policeman: What car were the suspects driving? Witness: They were in a Zaporozhets. Policeman: So that makes it a push-by shooting. |
First Encountered: 1.2 "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"; It came with the underground garage in the Hospital sanctum.
Item: Size: 11, Durability: 7, Structure: 25.
Vehicle:
Handling: –4, People: 1+3, Acceleration: 5.
Description:
Effects: It's a car. It it drives. Despite all sane laws of physics indicating that it shouldn't.
Information: It's the idea of a car. Or, more accurately, the physical manifestation of the car featured in a 'category' of russian jokes. This means that it is, quite literally, a joke of a car.
